Archive - house party

Humiliation, but make it cute

When trying to impress a girl results in my mom cutting gum out of my hair. Reluctant interest in cozy mysteries. Guest starring Melissa Broder and…

Apr 12 •

March 2025

heterosexual fantasies

Books about reality tv, strange phenomena in Woonsocket, dreaming of an easier life.

Mar 16 •

February 2025

sometimes it's fun to be annoying

Misusing words for business and pleasure.

Feb 11 •

January 2025

coins against a dramatic landscape

Selling coins, Edgar Allan Poe's birthday, a list of reasons why I'm feeling weird about Substack.

Jan 19 •

December 2024

Patrick Stewart Loves "A Christmas Carol"

Dec 24, 2024 •

October 2024

from time to time, occasionally

Housekeeping: we are moving to a "sometimes" schedule

Oct 3, 2024 •

September 2024

little piles everywhere

External drives. Not the kind you take in a car, but the kind that you plug into your computer.

Sep 18, 2024 •

it's beginning to sink in

The profound anxiety of the writer who hasn't been writing lately.

Sep 10, 2024 •

August 2024

hold that thought

I'm taking another month off of posting, but I promise I will be back in September.

Aug 6, 2024 •

July 2024

Here's a riddle. How many shots does it take to keep from getting rabies?

Jul 2, 2024 •

June 2024

[RERUN] Barbie has a brand-new vagina

Remember when we all went to see the Barbie movie last summer? Here is what I thought about it.

Jun 23, 2024 •

Pride Month Solstice Week Eid al-Adha Father’s Day

Celebration is afoot.

Jun 16, 2024 •

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